gablehood:

me, driving down the road: I am so much happier now that I’m dead. Technically, missing. Soon to be presumed dead. Gone. And my lying, cheating, obvlivious–

my driving instructor: please stop doing that

meropischao:

me picking up my cat: heehee i love you my little fat baby

my cat blinking in morse code: you will die at 8:03 pm est on may 28th 2068

(Source: cheesepress)

slxydailyblog:

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steppenvvolf:

me, trying to communicate with the dj at the gay club:

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